How does a teacher throw his son’s birthday party?!

How does a teacher throw his son’s birthday party?!

To,
All the Staff members,

Sub: An humble invitation for accumulation.

It gives me an immense pleasure to take this opportunity to ask for your precious presence on the occasion of grand celebrations of my son’s ingress in second year of the journey of his life.

Rules and regulations of this get-together:
1. All the staff members will bring identity cards
2. You will be allowed to enter the party hall not later than cake cutting begins
3. All the teachers will sit for dinner according to their roll numbers printed on invitation cards
4. We will join for the prayer as soon as dinner bell rings
5. No teacher should be found roaming in parking area during birthday party progress
6. All the presents or gifts (voluntary) must have labels clearly indicating name and date of purchase
7. You will be indicating about winding up of the party by taking attendance record
8. The party will end with national anthem


Looking for your punctual presence

Thanking you.

Yours truly,

Prof. Pakau Parrot
Professor of Communications
University of Rules
Strictlands


p.s.: Mobile phones are strictly banned in party area.

Yesterday may have been a mayday but tomorrow will be a Heyday.

Forbes' top 10 richest in India:

1. Mukesh Ambani: 32 billion dollars
2. Lakshmi Mittal: 30 billion dollars
3. Anil Ambani: 17.5 billion dollars
4. Azim Premji: 14.9 billion dollars
5. Shashi and Ravi Ruia: 13.6 billion dollars
6. KP Singh: 13.5 billion dollars
7. Savitri Jindal: 12 billion dollars
8. Sunil Mittal: 8.2 billion dollars
9. Kumar Birla: 7.8 billion dollars
10.Gautam Adani: 6.4 billion dollars

Positives of Love and Arranged marriage

Love marriage v/s Arrange marriage*

1 In love marriage, Marriage is more important while in arranged marriage, Wedding is more important.

2 In love marriage, U marry a person while in arranged marriage, U marry a person + in laws.

3 In love marriage, U Love a person while in arranged marriage, U Like a person.

4 In love marriage, a person finds u while in arranged marriage, U find a person.

5 In love marriage, U marry and then set everything while in arranged marriage, Everything is set before u marry.

6 In love marriage, U communicate to avoid a fight while in arranged marriage, U fight to avoid communication.

7 Love marriage is Convicted bond while arranged marriage is Compulsive bond.

8 In love marriage, Marriage manages money while in arranged marriage, Money manages marriage.

9 Love marriage is like a selection while arranged marriage is like a recruitment.

10 In love marriage, U convince ur parents while in arranged marriage, ur parents convince U.

11 Arranged marriage is MOU while Love marriage is IOU.

12 In love marriage, U first quarrel and then compromise while in arranged marriage, U first compromise and then quarrel.

13 In love marriage, U like others’ love marriage while in arranged marriage, U envy others’ arranged marriage.

14 Love marriage is naturally sweet, arranged marriage needs sweetener


* May not be true for everyone.

Bill Gates uses less papers

follow the link below to know how Bill Gates work at office:

http://money.cnn.com/2006/03/30/news/newsmakers/gates_howiwork_fortune/index.htm

Positivity in Boredom

Here is a piece of experienced learning about how to look at positive side in adverse condition. After my graduation, I prepared for a year for two different entrance exams-SPIPA entrance for IAS coaching, and GCET for admission to MBA course. I passed both and compromised with former to have master degree at least. I opted to take admission to MBA at Bhavnagar University which turned out to be the wrongest (the most wrong) among all my life-decisions. After admission all went well in starting but within a month I found Bhavnagar city as the most boring and dull town on the earth. Though I haven’t stayed in all the cities but I can bet. The town is called ‘pensioners’ paradise’ which was quite suitable looking at the senior citizen population in the town. I think it should also be called “freshers’ hell”. Once I had decided to leave the course to leave the town. But my marketing professor saved my career. For the first year I never felt like open a book and read enthusiastically. Everything in the town was dead so my enthusiasm.

Now come the positives. I thought how to push myself till I get rid off this town. I started counting remaining months. I consoled myself thinking remaining days are lesser now compared to the days I stayed for. I started enjoying class presentations. Then came an industrial training in third semester. I got it at Birla Cellulosic, which I thoroughly enjoyed and learnt many things with class friends. I also enjoyed market survey assignments by SIEMENS, and Satyam (Sify). I found good friends and guides (I had become philosopher myself !). I got my personality improved. Two most pleasant occurrences were attending annual event - ‘Chaos’ at IIM-A, and my winning prize for paper presentation at BITS-Pilani.

The crux is boredom also gives you good training, professional achievements

Top B-school surveys

I got a glance at two magazine’s recent top B-school surveys (Oct-‘09). For my concern I checked how many institutes from Gujarat, other than IIM-A have got the place in top schools of India survey. Here is the result: Business India has grouped M. S. Patel insti. of Baroda, Narmada College-Bharuch and JVIMS-Jamnagar in Group A category. IRMA is at 30th position, Nirma at 35, and obvious IIM-A on the top.

Another magazine Indian Management from AIMA has given points out of 100 and its categories are Super league, A1, A2, A3, A4, B1, and B2. Points are 0 (yes, Zero) to R D Gardi-Rajkot (B2 category), 25th rank to Parul Insti.-Baroda (B1 category), 30th to R K College-Rajkot (A4 category), Nirma-Ahmedabad in A1 category with 90 points, IRMA into A2 with 85 points, 95 to IIM-A.