How does a teacher throw his son’s birthday party?!

How does a teacher throw his son’s birthday party?!

To,
All the Staff members,

Sub: An humble invitation for accumulation.

It gives me an immense pleasure to take this opportunity to ask for your precious presence on the occasion of grand celebrations of my son’s ingress in second year of the journey of his life.

Rules and regulations of this get-together:
1. All the staff members will bring identity cards
2. You will be allowed to enter the party hall not later than cake cutting begins
3. All the teachers will sit for dinner according to their roll numbers printed on invitation cards
4. We will join for the prayer as soon as dinner bell rings
5. No teacher should be found roaming in parking area during birthday party progress
6. All the presents or gifts (voluntary) must have labels clearly indicating name and date of purchase
7. You will be indicating about winding up of the party by taking attendance record
8. The party will end with national anthem


Looking for your punctual presence

Thanking you.

Yours truly,

Prof. Pakau Parrot
Professor of Communications
University of Rules
Strictlands


p.s.: Mobile phones are strictly banned in party area.

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Positives of Love and Arranged marriage

Love marriage v/s Arrange marriage*

1 In love marriage, Marriage is more important while in arranged marriage, Wedding is more important.

2 In love marriage, U marry a person while in arranged marriage, U marry a person + in laws.

3 In love marriage, U Love a person while in arranged marriage, U Like a person.

4 In love marriage, a person finds u while in arranged marriage, U find a person.

5 In love marriage, U marry and then set everything while in arranged marriage, Everything is set before u marry.

6 In love marriage, U communicate to avoid a fight while in arranged marriage, U fight to avoid communication.

7 Love marriage is Convicted bond while arranged marriage is Compulsive bond.

8 In love marriage, Marriage manages money while in arranged marriage, Money manages marriage.

9 Love marriage is like a selection while arranged marriage is like a recruitment.

10 In love marriage, U convince ur parents while in arranged marriage, ur parents convince U.

11 Arranged marriage is MOU while Love marriage is IOU.

12 In love marriage, U first quarrel and then compromise while in arranged marriage, U first compromise and then quarrel.

13 In love marriage, U like others’ love marriage while in arranged marriage, U envy others’ arranged marriage.

14 Love marriage is naturally sweet, arranged marriage needs sweetener


* May not be true for everyone.

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